Whoa! Watch out ladies! Who's this handsome devil?! John Lehman of course :). John is your new God of music.
He is the brains and musical talent behind both bands. He is the one who mixes the DJ Wiggly music and who performs
on Veggie Paw Eclipso. Its all him baby!
Besides doing the music, he is also the self appointed leader of the "Trio of...3", who is JT, Richard, and himself. His humor in the skits is based on random phrases and stories
of his life, as well as bringing up past humorous events. His best player in
Hexen is the Cleric.
-Featured in: all albums
(he made them!)
-Famous phrases: "Stop acting
like a yee...ah mee", "Robot Shit?!", Chicken and Bitch!", "Condom Hot Bitch Fucking Coca Cola Pepsi!", "Robed Bitch", "The
Dog Wants some Lovin....WAHHH!", "Ghost Baptists!, Everybody say..."
3 words describe
this man: Crazy Motha Fucka! JT
is literally what makes DJ Wiggly live and breathe. If it weren't for him, the
band probably wouldn't exist. JT has been featured in nearly all of DJ
Wiggly songs, including a few self titled tracks like JT's Interpretive Dance, JT's Song, and JT Gets His Groove On. His bizarre language and noises, and even his own laughter, make up most of his comedic
nature found on the albums. Besides that, his misunderstanding of what
others say also tends to crack the other members of the "Trio of...3" up.
"Church of high piss shit?! What?!" and "I coulda sworn you said condom" are just some of the funny things JT has
interpreted. DJ Wiggly would literally be nothing without the man also known
as Sausage Boy. JT tends to use the Mage or Fighter when playing Hexen. But the most important question is, would YOU like a sausage?
all DJ Wiggly albums
"Do you want me to go El Smasho?", "Mage war...brought to you by Sausage incorporated!", "Would you like a sausage?!", "Oya
Ve! Theres something in my Minolta!", Countless laughs.
Paul is John's
brother, and frankly, without him, skits would more than likely not find their way on any DJ Wiggly album! Paul pratically gave birth to the true nature of the Hexen series. He joined the DJ Wiggly crew for
a short time to accompany John and JT during the recordings of the 2nd and 3rd Hexens. During that time, he became the self-appointed leader and brought endless laughter to the other
two. Many of the things Paul said in Hexen 1 and 3 have become legendary
to John and JT, including "The Ghosta Eat My Face!", arguably the most famous phrase uttered in Hexen/DJ Wiggly history. Paul is perhaps the most famous character ever in DJ Wiggly, next to JT. Unfortunately, he refused to do another Hexen after 1 and 3 were recorded. Possibilities for
a reunion may show themselves in the future, but things look bleak. Despite
that, Pauls contribution to DJ Wiggly will always be cherished, as it took the humorous aspect of the albums to a sky-high
level. Paul played as the Fighter primarily and also the Mage when he played
Hexen 1, Hexen 3, JT John Funny, His Ass Is Outta Talk!
"The Ghosta Eat My Face!", "I busta yo ass!", "I shock you with my magic wand!", "Greasy sausage that you can't handle!",
"woooooack!", "Strawberry Shit!", "Robic like the shava! Robo bic!", "Poke Chops!", "His ass is outta talk!"
a somewhat recent addition to the DJ Wiggly crew. After Paul said he would not
do another Hexen, the future of the series did not look too good. Finally, John
decided to hire Richard as a replacement, although he was unsure if Rich would stand up to the success
to John's brother. Surprisingly, Richard has not only proved to be
a hilarious asset, he has also managed to take skits to new heights, just like his predecessor. Perhaps the craziest of the "Trio of...3", Richard's pleasantry derives from his bizarre loud noises, catch
phrases, and most of all, his unpredictability. Recently, Richard's potential
has been highlighted in the 7th DJ Wiggly album, 7 Separate Ways.
He continues to impress the other members with his performance and his ability to hold his own as far as comedy goes. Richard tends to use the Fighter in the Hexen recordings, being the sexy meatball
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-Famous phrases: "Leave my daughter alone!", "All right to the fight!....and this mic is slobby...",
"John as Dinky Con!", "Tuhermanamana!", "Blink this you blinker!", "Stop sticking things up my anal passage!", "Paybacks a
bitch!", "Bad breakfast...", "Oh Come One Sonny! You Act Like Cocoa Bono!", "Its Bad For You!", "Because she WAAACKS me with
the PAAADLE!", "My Balls feel like Two Weights!" "Hey Billy! I got me some juicys!"
cannot be explained in words. You really have to experience it for yourself.
He's unpredictable, crazy, and random. With this knowledge, you never
know what funny things will come out of his mouth. Jeff has so far only been
in one Veggie Paw Eclipso album and one DJ Wiggly album ("Do You See Yourself?" and "Magnum Opus"), but within those 2 albums,
his talents are showcased in their prime. Jeff is most famous for his sexual
humor. From having sex with a rubber chicken, to asking a girl if she were a
transvestite, would she rape someone on an airplane, sex is what feeds his comedic genius. Over all, watch
your back (and your ass) around this fella. Haha...Im just kidding Jeff.
Crazy Niggas on Drugs, Dude!, Would You?, Just called to say-Famous phrases: "Shut your cake whole Bridget...your
my bitch now", "No, I want my pants, or my dick to be flopping around out of my pants where it should be because its free
that way.", "If you were a transvestite and were on a plane crashing, would you rape someone?"
as Pinky, Mike has appeared in all but one Veggie Paw Eclipso album. He is famous for his "monologues" found on
VPE albums where the topics range from Jewish People to Dandruff and even Cramerica, found on the hit
TV show "Seinfeld", a favorite of Mike's. The most impressive thing about his performances is how he can think up hilarious sentences
right on cue. Just give him a subject, like Snozzberries, and he'll ramble on
hilariously about it as if he's been studying it for years. Mike plays guitar
in his free time and loves classic rock bands, such as Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, and others.
He has appeared once on a DJ Wiggly album with the song "Enjoyable Pastime Reading". I dunno but I've been told,
big legged woman ain't got no soul!
Cramerica, Flaking out the Wazoo, I Like Jewish People, Snozzberries, Bagels?, Enjoyable Pastime Reading-Famous
phrases: "A rubber bladder!", "If you have flakes, use the poo...and when I say poo, I mean SHAMpoo!", "When the world is
screwish, it is GREAT to be Jewish", "Enjoyable Pastime Reading!" "They always taste like snozzberries!", "THE WRAITH OF THE
LORD IS UPON US!"
the newest member of the DJ Wiggly crew, but quit a few months after the relase of "Rye Sing Son". After hearing the albums Resurgence, The Feeling of Accomplishment, and 7 Separate Ways, Plunkett
literally begged to become a character. After saying yes and seeing how he performed,
John was very impressed. Plunkett's (AKA: Grand Master Plunk Daddy) humor
centered around witty improv and poking fun at rap and rap skits. John was curious to
see where Daniel would take his music, but he will be missed. Daniel made
his debut on DJ Wiggly's 8th album. He spikes his hair
Grand Master Plunk Daddy, Nod Yo Head to this fuckin beat, Cruisin the Dream Highway-Famous phrases: "Nod yo
head to this fuckin beat!", "We are the purple funky monkey pink pickle weasel dish washer airlines".